9.11.2007

8.24AM

6.51H MSE

"Have you ever lost someone you love and wanted one more conversation, one more chance to make up for the time when you thought they would be here forever? If so, then you know you can go your whole life collecting days, and none will outweigh the one you wish you had back." < -- sabi ni Dodong sa amo nya, di kasi makapagtrabaho ng maayos sa pagpanaw ni Inday.

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Sa Resto…

Waiter: Ano po order nila Ma'am?

Amo: Yung fried chicken meal na lng. Ikaw Inday ano sayo?

Inday: I would like to partake of a dish sautéed pork and chicken, boiled in thick essence of soy and cane extracts, with copius amounts of garlic, onion and laurel, sprinkled generously with fine spices and served with a generous helping of rice.

Amo: Iho, pa-order daw ng adobo with rice.

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"The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocation. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition." -Inday nakikipagbreak kay Dodong.

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Inday in heaven…

Inday: Are you fucking sure you will send me to earth again…

San Pedro: Oo tangina mu! Ma-no-nosebleed lang mga tao dito at hindi ka pa dapat mamatay

(Buhay ulit si Inday wait for the comeback… And the saga continues…)

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Ederlyn:bakit ka pa nagbalik? Ok na sana! Ako na ulit ang bida!

Inday: Maybe  I'm just so lucky sis! No ederlyn could kill me! You won't get the fame that I have! In your wildest dream EDS!!!

Ederlyn: OO ikaw na ang swerte! Ikaw na lng lagi ang bida! Ang paborito ni Mommy! Oo inggit na inggit ako sayo simula pa nung bata tayo! Sayo lago pabor! Sa akin wala! Huhuhu

(pagtatalo ng magkapatid na narinig ni Lorensya ang tsismosang kargadora ng tubig sa water refilling station na pag-aari n perpekta)

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"Damn you people for shooting my innocent twin sister. If you think that you wuld get rid of me that easily, I believe you're all mistaken! And by the way my bestfriend is GLORIA not DUDAY!" - paglitaw ni Inday sa mga reporters dun sa presinto… HINDI PATAY si INDAY!

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1. FENDI handbag
2. Balenciaga sandals
3. Manolo Blanik high heels
4. CHANEL fur coat
5. IPOD Video 80gig
6. Motorola RAZR (dolce&gabbana edition)
7. SONYweek off vacation spree at the BAHAMAS

Wishlist ni Inday for Xmas. Nakadikit sa fridge ng amo nya.

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Sa mga curious sa BIODATA ni Inday

Name: Inocencia Binayubay

Nickname: Inday

Age: 18

Parents: Aling Seling at Mang Andoy

Sibling: Lying 13, Itoy 8, Iking 5

Educational Attainment: La Salle Taft 2nd year (Scholar)

High School: P. Gomez High School (Valedictorian, Best in English)

Elementary: Sta. Monica Elem School (Valedictorian, Best in Dancing)

Work Experience: 3 years Household Manager (katulong)

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"If you haven't been performing as effectively as you used to in the erection department, it might simply be psychological or it could be something else. POOR ERECTION is no longer a condition exclusive to old man. If the cause isn't mental, it could be something more serious than simple stress, something that progresses gradually & with regretful effect. You have to know the problem to be able to address it." -Nang hinada ni Inday ang bagets na amo nya.

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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

I would like to inform the general public that I am still ALIVE and KICKING. Contrary to the text messages that has been circulated lately. I have already seek legal advice regarding this rumor and my lawyers are already preparing legal actions for the perpetrator. There will be a bicameral investigation in aid of legislation regarding this matter.

Sincerely,

Inday

(The Revenge)

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"Higher stock index and the low flow of investments triggered the inflation of prices! Thus, the purchasing power of peso is weak." - explanation ni Inday nung tinanong ng amo kung bakit yun lng ang sukli nya sa pinabili (ekonomista)

"Once in every young woman's life, someone without warning will enter her life and sweep her off her feet... and she will be taken completely  falling hopelessly in love with someone undeserved, yet  very much desired…" -sagot ni inday nung nahuli syang may grad pic ni senorito sa wallet niya.

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Hold-upr: Labas mo gamit mo! Hold-up to!

Inday: I pity you, for you have degraded your very own pride and dignity by resorting to this despicable act just for wealth! And I hope that 1 day you'll realize that you shouldn't use humans as means of your ends. As what the great philosopher Kant uttered, "Treat a man as an end in himself!"

Hol-upr: Silence! Choose to persist with your babbling and I shall pull the trigger! Would you rather your brainmatter be pulverized by my loaded caliber? Now out with your possessions! Make haste!!

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"Success is often the result of taking the misstep in the right direction. Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you somebody who has never achieved much."

-sagot ni Inday nung sumabog ang microwave na ginamit nya.